New kid on the block.
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
Posts: 2
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So a guy's looking to buy his kid a birthday present at a pet store.
The clerk slides over and says.
"hey, let me sell you this toothless hamster"
The man thinks for a moment and says,
"what do i need with a toothless hamster?"
the clerk replies,
"unzip your pants"
The guy does and the hamster gives him the best **** of his life.
Hey smiles and say," i'll take the hamster"
SO he gets home, finds his wife in the kitchen,,he sets the box on the table
and she peeks in.
"what in the world is that?!!"
"nevermind that,, teach it how to cook and get the @*^K out!!"
I actually value women on a sincere level,, thought it was a funny joke though |
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