Old Men
An Old Man owned a pond in his huge farm house, lined with fruit trees. One day, he went there to get a big bucket to get fruits. Upon reaching, he found young ladies swimming naked in the pond. They went in deep waters, to shield themselves and said - We are not coming out until you leave. The Old Man replied - I am not here to see you swim naked, or to get you out of the pond naked. I am here to feed the crocodile. Moral Of The Story - Old Men maybe slow, but can think really fast.